Saturday, 27 October 2007


Robert Stewart of Ayr, South West Scotland, has appeared in court charged with sexual breach of the peace after being caught having sex with a bicycle no less. Workers at the Hostel where Mr Stewart was staying described how they "Knocked on the door several times" receiving no reply. Using the hostels master key to unlock the door, staff witnessed "The accused...holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex". Mr Stewart has now been placed on the sex offenders list!?!

The Telegraph notes that this is not the first instance of weird sexual mishaps with "inanimate" objects. Electrician Karl Watkins was sentenced to prison after being caught having sex with pavements in Worcestershire!

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